The internet is a
wonderful place - all of
life is there if you look
hard enough. In the
Eighties I used it for keeping in
touch with the local chapter of the
motorcycle club to which I
belonged. These days, as a
responsible grown-up (though the
wife might argue that point), I use
it for research, for keeping in
contact with like-minded people
(there are a few, honest!) and for
finding inspiration: a wealth of
ideas and information is available
at the tips of your fingers, as well
as some very strange stuff.
A home to the weird
and wonderful…
Recently, for example, I chanced
upon a chap in the US who makes
magic wands. These are beautifully
crafted gem-encrusted items in
presentation cases, and cost $100
or more for the wizard or witch in
your life. The blurb makes much
use of words like 'heirloom' and
'art', and while not wishing to
divest anybody of their illusions by
suggesting that these things are
useless, I am left wondering who
actually buys them and why?
Having said all that, I have now
been 'commissioned' to make a
magic wand by a five-year old who
has discovered the venerable
Mr Potter for the first time. So, it's
back to the heirloom wands
website looking for inspiration…
It seems to me that these
gem-encrusted, presentation-cased
wands must surely be for
ceremonial use, by adults. And,
just as I can't imagine there are
that many Lie Nielsen planes on
building sites, I think the bluecollar
spell-caster needs something a bit
more workmanlike for field use.
For the body of the wand, then, I've
decided upon either ash or possibly
yew depending on what wandlike
off-cuts I have lying about; five
minutes with a spokeshave should
make a wand that's serviceable.
However, one imagines that wands
— like the best woodworking tools
— derive at least some of their
power either from being made by
their users or with their users in
mind rather than as part of a
production line. Some degree of
personalisation is surely essential.
…as well as ideas
and inspiration
I have derived the essential
I have derived the essential finishing
touch for the wand after — you've
guessed it — some research on the
interweb. I was looking for spells
(did I really say that out loud?)
runes, mystical languages like Elvish
(as in Elven not as in a drunken
Mississippi singer), when I stumbled
upon Ogham.
Ogham is an ancient alphabet of
Irish origin which consists of 20
characters formed along either side
of a central line. Given that, as
makers of things that frequently
have straight lines or arrises
between two surfaces, Ogham
strikes me as a particularly good
way to add a touch of
personalisation to a project in a
manner that can be nicely
integrated with a piece while not
being in any way pedestrian or
restrictive. That the Ogham
letters are mostly named after
trees - birch, alder, willow, and
so on - is obviously highly
appropriate to woodworkers,
and because the characters
themselves are, to contemporary
eyes anyway, non-representational,
Ogham can be made to appear
purely decorative.
Oh, how technology improves
the human condition, eh?
A vast visual
reference library
However all this is nothing without
pictures, and again the internet is a
treasure trove, providing us with a
vast visual reference library. Once
upon a time when I was studying
graphic design during a work
placement, I used to keep a scrap
book of images into which I'd paste
photographs and drawings, or
snippets of magazine text if I found
the type face interesting. These
days, I do exactly the same thing
with my electronic scrapbook,
which is vastly more expensive and
less flexible than my old paper
ones. Oh, how technology improves
the human condition, eh?
As I surf the web, I harvest
images and collate them into
electronic archives. I might grab an
image of a wooden box and then
six months later find myself
incorporating some element of it
into one of my own designs.
Recently, thanks to a posting on an
internet woodworking forum, I found a
new way to search the net for images.
It's called Piclens, and it's a plugin for
the web browser which offers a
graphical search of images from
various sources, including Google's
image search and Flickr. It allows you
to zoom around, print and otherwise
capture images on a theme. (For the
picture shown overleaf, for example, the
search term was 'Ogham'.) Piclens is
attractive, easy to use, and free to
download from www.piclens.com. All the
usual disclaimers apply, and I have no
vested interests, etc.
Tapping the essence…
The trick and the trap inherent in this
magpie behaviour is that you need to
be able to identify what it is about an
image that caught your eye; you have
to tap into the essence and not just
reproduce the object [Which is what
Significant Styles is all about — DR].
This process touches on the
business of what it is that makes a
design work. In my opinion, a design
works best when a part of it connects
to us in some way. It might be the
general look of an object, the feel of a
chamfered edge, or a shadowline on a
meeting of surfaces — whatever it is,
it's something that creates an
ineffable emotional resonance.
For me, achieving this resonance
should be our intention when we try to
design and create, though sometimes
it can come about not by intention but
as the result of a happy accident, or
through using a favourite tool instead
of another. Recently, I heard the potter
Grayson Perry say on the
topic of craftsmen and
craftsmanship that he
regards mistakes as
essential to creativity. He
has the maxim 'creativity
is mistakes' carved into
the concrete of his
workshop. The lesson,
then, is the old one:
always keep an open
mind. (Perry, by the way,
also had some very interesting
things to say on the place of
craftsmanship in art. If you'd like to
hear more, a podcast of this
discussion is available on the BBC
Radio 4 website. It's in the
Thinking Allowed programme that
was broadcast on 6 February 2008,
and is available for download at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/
factual/thinkingallowed or via
iTunes. It's well worth a listen.)

Above: Piclens at work;
harvesting images
from the web can
provide a store of
ideas, tho' the
trick is to identify
just what it is in
them that appeals
to you, so that you
can then adapt it
to your own needs
…and weeding out
the dross
Sometimes however, despite its
ability to show us new things and
allow us to talk to new people, the
internet lets us down. For example,
we are all aware that a plane
becomes easier to push if skewed
relative to the direction of travel.
The idea behind this (and it's an
idea that I've always largely
accepted without question) is that,
if the blade remains at a constant
pitch but the angle of skew is
altered, then the effective pitch of
the cutting edge decreases thus
making the tool easier to push while
maintaining the advantages of the
actual blade pitch. It stands to
reason, then, that by altering actual
blade pitch and skew, a range of
effective pitches, from not cutting
to scraping, can be achieved.
The point of design is that it creates
an ineffable emotional resonance
Now, this is a basic concept of
blade geometry. It's crucial to an
understanding of how a hand plane
works, and how to get the best
results from this and other edge
tools. The other day I came across
a chart on a website that actually
illustrated this relationship. It
showed actual blade pitch on one
axis and skew angle on the other,
and across these axes were
charted a range of effective pitches
that could be achieved. I have
stared at this chart for hours, and
while I accept the concept I cannot
understand how the effective pitch
angles in the chart can be arrived
at by any reliable mathematical
means. I've Googled high and low,
but I can't find a method of arriving
at these numbers.
Knowing that my maths abilities
are not stellar I have entered into
email conversation with mechanical
engineers at a university Oop North.
These chaps deny that the concept is
even workable. They tell me that the
effective pitch doesn't change at all,
but what does change is the direction
of the applied force. When the plane
is skewed, this force is applied in two
directions simultaneously, and it's this
that has the effect of making the
plane easier to drive providing that it
is set to take a lighter cut than
previously. This denial of our
founding principle seems to me
tantamount to heresy, and
we probably risk being burned on
a pile of damp faggots for even
whispering it.
In extremis, then, I emailed the
people at the company who
provided the chart; if anybody
could give me the answer surely
they could. Alas, it was not to be: I
received a reply telling me that the
chart was developed using CAD,
and that they were as baffled as me
by the mathematical aspect! In
signing off, though, they did ask if I
could let them know if I found a
mathematical model for it.
So here is a challenge. Given an
actual blade angle that varies in 5°
increments from 30° to 90° — let's
say this is the y axis — and a skew
angle that alters in 10° increments
from 0° to 50°, forming the x axis,
can the intrepid reader, by means of
cybermancy or any other means of
divination (with or without the use of
a gem-encrusted wand), demonstrate
a mathematical formula or model
which will reliably reproduce a range
of angles for effective pitch across the
described ranges? No prizes I'm afraid,
just my lifelong admiration and possibly
recognition as being a woodworking's
Sir Thomas Moore compared to the
Tyndales of the aforementioned
northern university.